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So who’s enjoying the easing of quarantine in Australia so far? I was never really effected by it to begin with so there’s never been any changes for me. I stopped going to pubs and clubs when I was 30. I also stopped having local mates because I was sick of all the dramas that females caused. A bunch of mums are way worse than dealing with high school girls, that’s for sure. So the basics remained for me with corner stores and grocery stores remaining open.
Thankfully no one in my house caught Covid19… How ever, i’m 110% certain that my kids all caught a case of Covidiot. I’m sure all parents out there will be able to relate to this because although we, our selves might not of been effected hard core by quarantine, our kids were Their social life and friends is all that matters in life above everything right? So obviously all the kids in 2020 quarantine got extremely bored and may or may not of done some extreme shit to cure their boredom.

Started with my 18 year old step son. This kid is a really good kid in general. He keeps to himself, stays out of trouble, and a really nice guy in general. He has some dickhead mates that think they’re cool though, which is a problem.
On the 17th of April 2020 he caught a severe case of Covidiot19. He went out to visit his “nanna” I quote that because that’s where he said he was going. What he actually came home with was a severe charge sheet:

*Dangerous operation of a vehicle
*Drink driving
*Driving unlicensed (he’s only on his learners with 0 points and didn’t have an open or p plate driver for that matter)
*Unregistered
*Uninsured
*Learner Vacco (No idea what this one means)
*Failure to display L plates
*Driving a defected vehicle
*$1300 fine for being out during covid19

Think that’s bad? He also crashed the car into a light/electricity post on a main street in the centre of town because he lost control of the car while speeding. I’m shocked speeding wasn’t included, they only put dangerous driving.
He could have killed himself, his 2 mates in the car or an innocent driver or pedestrian on the road but had no concept of that. *covidiot* Now let’s face it… 90% of everyone had 1 charge as a teenager. It could of been something as ridiculous as stealing a lolly, riding without a helmet, missing a giveway sign or even j-walking. You get my drift? We all had something petty as a kid on our files. Maybe even just a caution. But this boy goes the whole hog with his first charge ever being 9 crimes in total and none of them petty either 🙁 Why? He was bored being on house arrest during covid19. I can’t wait to be in the audience of his court date when he tells the judge he was bored -_-  Oughtta go down well right?

My 15 year old daughter caught the next case of Covidiot a few nights later. She came running into the lounge room all nervous and pacing. “Mum, I have something to tell you but I don’t want you to get mad. You have to promise me you won’t get mad.” Of course I didn’t promise shit with that tone in her voice. My 15 year old is a straight A student, she’s a virgin, never smoked, never touched drugs or alcohol, doesn’t get into trouble or anything either. She is legit the definition of good teenager in that respect. Her flaws are laziness, raging hormones, slamming doors, and stealing my chocolates behind my back lol.. she goes on to tell me that she had pierced her own ears by her self.
In her defence, she wanted me to be grateful that it wasn’t her nose because she had been begging me for a nose piercing for like a year and she really wanted to do it her self. Of course her ears got infected and it was a lesson learned…. I hope!

My 12 year old son then came down with the Covidiot19 too!!! I bought him a brand new bed. I got it in a king size single and realised upon getting the bed delivered that his current mattress was only a single one. DOH! So when I put the single mattress on his king single, he had slats poking out up one side and down the bottom. He was insistant on using his bed and promised to be careful. Hmmm It wasn’t dangerous for him but it was really dangerous for the bed if he misjudged the mattress because his doona covered the entire bed and you couldn’t see where the open gaps were. So of course the next day he decided to be a typical boy and superman into his bed… you guessed it… the bed broke! It was brand new and we only had 2 days to wait before his new king single mattress arrived. UGH! *Covidiot*

The last case of covidiot went to both my mother and my sister. They had to go to the chemist last week to pick up their junkie fixes (They’re on meds for diabetes, high bp etc) My mums on like 20 diff meds for all her conditions so I pick on her and call her a junkie out of humour. I asked them to pick me up a BLACK hair dye while at the chemist. I should not of emphasised the reason I wanted the hair dye was to cover up some grey hairs coming through.
They came home with the hair dye and I got my mum to put it in my hair. Once she was done, I had a look in the camera of my phone and near screamed the house down. My hair was blue. I got so salty like a 2 year old over it.
I grabbed the hair dye packet and seen it said BLUE on it. OmG!
I couldn’t fathom why my mum didn’t stop when she noticed it was blue. I went and washed it out and calmed down after a bit and then asked my mum and sister how the hell they didn’t didn’t notice. Well in their defence, the box emphasised “COVERS GREY HAIR’S” the picture was also of a lady with black coloured hair so they didn’t notice the part where it said “Blue” My mum also didn’t stop when she seen my hair turning blue because some dyes are a different colour to the colour it’s suppose to turn out so she didn’t question it. AWESOME! I’m turning 40 in 2 weeks and I have BLUE HAIR!!! 🙁 *Covidiots*

How has your family coped with cases of covidiot seeing as it’s spreading a lot faster than covid19? Have you got any alarming children’s boredom tales with the disease? Maybe your spouse, a friend or family member have had cases of it? Feel free to share them.

For today’s ending, i’m going to sign off with a transcript from a video circling the internet about covid19 restrictions. I add this into covidiots because I think the government has a case of this vile disease too. They have no clue where they’d doing at the moment. Here’s hoping restriction easing’s aren’t as confusing as the initial lock down laws.

“You may not leave the house for any reason unless you have a reason and then you may leave the house. All stores are closed except those that
are open and all stores must close unless they need to be open. The virus is deadly, but don’t be afraid of it, it can only kill people who
are vulnerable and also those who are not vulnerable. Stay locked down until the virus stops infecting people and it will only stop infecting
people if it effects enough people that we build an immunity. It is very important that we get infected and also do not get infected.
You should not go to the drs office or the hospital unless you have to go there, unless you’re too sick to go there. This virus has no effect
on children except those children of which it effects. The virus only remains active on surfaces for 2 hours or 4 hours, or 6 hours but in most
cases it’s days and not hours and it needs a damp environment or a cold environment that is warm and dry in the air unless the air is plastic.
Schools are closed. You need to home school your children unless you can send them to school because you are not home. If you’re at home there
will be variable online portals and classrooms, unless you have poor internet, more than one child, only have 1 computer or are working from
home. Baking cakes can be considered science, math or art. If you are home educating, you can include house hold chores within their education
curriculum and if you are home educating you may start drinking at approx 10am every day. If you are not home educating children you may also
start drinking at approx 10am. Masks are absolutely useless at protecting you against the virus, but you still need to wear one because it can
save lives and in some cases it may even be mandatory but also, maybe not. You must not go to work but you can get another job at which you
go to work. Stay home. I don’t know how many more celebrities we need to tell you how important it is to go out side and take care of your
mental health? There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarkets, there are simply many things missing. You don’t need to go buy a bunch of
toilet paper but you should go buy some in case you need it. If you are sick, you may go out once you get better, but those in your household
can not go out once you are better unless of course, they need to go out. Animals are not effected by the virus except that cat that tested
positive in Belgium in February and a couple of tigers. The number of carona related deaths will be announced daily but we don’t know how
many people are infected because we are only testing those who are almost dead to determine that’s what they will die of. The people who die
of Carona who are not counted won’t or will be counted but maybe not. TO be protecting your self during this time, you should be eating well
and exercising but exercising and eating what you have at home to avoid going to the stores unless you need toilet paper or a fence pail.
It’s important to get fresh air but don’t go to parks, but do go walk in other places. Don’t sit down unless you are old or pregnant, but if
you do sit down, don’t sit for long unless you’re old or pregnant and in which case you need to sit down. DO sit down, but don’t eat unless
you’ve had a long walk, which you’re allowed to do if you’re old or pregnant, except for time in which you aren’t. Don’t visit old people BUT
you have a moral obligation to take care of old people and bring them food or medicine. And finally, no business’s will go down with the carona
virus, except those business’s that go down due to covid19. I hope this cleared up any questions about what we should and should not be doing
during this time. Please educate you friends and family with this information so we can remove all and any confusion surrounding this time..
Thank-you!”

I should of done this sooner and kept a good progress of it but never thought of it until today LOL! Bit slow?

This blog isn’t going to be about my opinions or thoughts. I will do a separate blog on that. This one will be facts and Government expressions for those who haven’t kept track of it with dates and world.

Covid-19 started in Wuhan, Hubei (China) with it’s first case being a 55 year old male. How ever, the disease wasn’t known then to be problematic. They started getting new cases of this mystery virus come in every day there after until there were 60 confirmed cases of it by the 20th of December.

Before the 60 confirmed cases come about, a Wuhan Dr tried to warn his colleagues of the mystery virus on December the 8th. His colleagues leaked the information the dr provided and China tried to arrest the Dr for causing a panic and leaking the information under treason. The China Government are very strict on what they want their country to release.
Unfortunately that dr who tried to warn others, contracted Covid-19 himself and passed away.

Authorities in China did not publicly release any information till the 21st of January 2020.

China went into a full lock down of their country, starting with Wuhan, Hubei on the 2nd of February.
On the 9th of April, China re opened businesses and restrictions from their citizens slowly despite still getting a few confirmed cases of the virus still coming in.

As of the 11th of Aril 2020 China has recorded that they had 81, 953 confirmed cases and 3,339 deaths. How ever if you look at the below on Italy and America, it may indicate that China has hidden a lot from the world and are continuing to do so.

Carona Virus next hit America with their first confirmed case from a 35 year old Male in Washington on the 19th of Janary 2020. New York got hit the hardest of all with the virus and much of the Big Apple falling with thousands of deaths 🙁

America went into lock down on the 13th of March 2020. America is still on lock down to this day. As of April 11th 2020 the U.S have recorded 502,876 confirmed cases, 19,747 deaths and 27,314 recovered .

Australia was next in line after America with a confirmed case on the 25th of January. The case was in Victoria with an undisclosed Male that had returned from Wuhan.
Australia went into lock down on 23rd of March 2020. New south Wales got hit the hardest with Carona.

As of the 11th of April 2020, Australia has recorded 6,222, 56 deaths and 1.793 recovered.

Italy was then hit on the 31st of January when 2 Chinese tourists were confirmed in Rome. Italy took to locking down their country on the 9th of March.

As of the 11th of April 2020 Italy have recorded 147,577 confirmed cases, 18,849 deaths and 30,455 recovered.

I can’t speak on behalf of other countries. I’m from Australia. I am fully aware that many many countries have been contaminated with Covid-19 but the news mostly only talk about China, Italy and America. I think this is because China started it and the other 2 countries got hit the very hardest.

I will update this with any further news that comes in.

I follow several celebrities on social media. I have a selective few that I want to keep updated with if they have any new shows, movies or songs coming out.
This particular blog is of no disrespect to any of the celebrities that I have targeted. This is suppose to be a humorous post to lighten up some one’s day, or have them as curious as I am. Enjoy the following celeb fails 🙂

The following celebrity photo’s have highly entertained me but then again – small things amuse small minds.

Let’s take a look at this first one of Channing Tatum. He appears be doing a push up in the air using only his arms. You can clearly see that it’s probably real, considering all the veins and muscles in his arms are bulging with great strain. How ever, there appears to be some boots under the table that could very well be a photo shop stuff up. They’re obviously not the boots of Mr Tatum, given the fact he has boots on his feet.
Could there possibly be some one standing there helping Channing to look like the leaning tower of Pisa? Is this why he is only putting all of his body weight on to one arm? The wrist closest to the cup of water seems to be lifted with no weight on it. Could the photo shopper possibly have forgotten to remove the mystery shoes of the person holding Channing up? Or is this simply one of the greatest illusions of all time that we shall never receive an answer to?

 

Now let’s take a look at Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beil.. While there doesn’t appear to be anything wrong with this photo, I can’t help but look at Justin’s satisfied facial expression while his dear wife is preparing to star as Super Girl. If this is any indication of what their sex life looks like then I can’t wait to be in my 40’s!!

This next pic of Brittany Spears seems to be rather a curious one. I’m assuming she is probably just grabbing on to the back of her bike seat but, there is also a part of me that is questioning if she a battling a worm crisis? All the joys of being a celebrity. They can’t even get their own mail without someone accusing them of scratching their asses and pulling out a 10′ tape worm right?

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This next one of Nikki Reed is highly questionable. Nikki captioned this particular photo letting her fans know that she loves her morning tea. But what we’re witnessing in this photo is that she INDEED loves her tea so much that she needs to have it in bowls… 6 of them to be exact. I’m not sure about you but I have never felt the urge to drink from a bowl, nor ever felt the need for 6 cups of tea, let alone BOWLS!
Let’s take a minute here to hope that Nikki shared with 5 others OR prey that the lord had mercy on her husband and daughter the day this way taken because there’s a strong possibility that Nikki may have been climbing the walls like Spider-man after enduring so much caffeine.

Don’t quote me on this please, but I am almost 99% certain that Patrick Wilson played Stretch? Here we have a clear vision in to Will Smith playing in the sequel with a sense of the real meaning of stretch? I realise the angle of the photo is responsible for Will’s rather long go go gadget arm here but it’s still rather amusing don’t you think?

Liza Snyder posted this cute little photo of her self with Matt Leblanc and their on screen daughter from Man with a plan.. How ever it appears that Matt and Liza have squeezed her so hard that only the remains of one arm and some of her jumper were left behind. This could have been a rather awkward photo to explain had us fans not been able to make out the middle of the body lol

We’ve all heard of the hills have eyes? What if Trees had eyes and got to inspect the fine art of Jenna Dewan’s perfect bod? And what on earth is that creepy tree behind her with all that wire and stuff hanging around like from a horror movie? Did Jenna stumble across some weird kind of ritual ground perhaps?

Last of all, we have a photo of Ryan Phillippe hanging out with friends or family over a feed and a few drinks. I am unsure about you, but I have never seen a door that doesn’t do entry and exit. Perhaps it’s an american thing?
Clearly that’s a door right? But it’s not an exit? I can’t help but wonder how many people have tried to exit it despite that sign? I have seen doors that say “push” or “pull” cause these particular doors only go one way for entry and exit but never in my life have I stumbled across a door that states NO EXIT!!! I wonder if this shop owns a door jar?
You know – $1 for everyone who’s tried to exit it lol

 

 

My Aunty (mum’s sister) comes to visit us once or twice a year now since my dad passed away. She always bares us gifts. She likes to bring us all little trinkets, arts and crafty things, books, puzzles, spiritual things, clothes etc… She is a woman of diversity.
She knows I love crafty stuff. I take after my grandma with her crafty side. I love cross stitching, knitting and making things.
On my Aunt’s last trip here, she bought me 2 diamond dotz. One was a small love heart and the other was a giant sunflower. I had never seen or heard of them before but they looked interesting.
I started on the love heart first. I found myself so relaxed while doing it. I didn’t want to stop.
I finished it in 3 hours. It would have been sooner but I had to make dinner in between.
I got started on the sun flower the next day. Having kids and errands to run do make it a little difficult to sit at these crafty things but I got it done over a few days. I was so hooked that my Aunty bought me another 4 of them… and so began an addiction as I watched my nails grow long and strong. I had always been a nail biter but diamond dotz seemed to keep me distracted and de stressed.
I am now onto my 14th diamond dotz with another 14 on the way – I bought the entire disney series!!!
I have absolutely no purpose for these beautiful works of art other than they’ve become an addiction for spare time when i’m bored. I don’t even know what I’m going to do with them all but in the mean time, I have long finger nails. :))))

Here is a list of all the work I’ve done so far, including a wolf that I am currently working on.

Had a productive week so far… we ALL took a family trip and went from Bundaberg to Brisbane by car on Monday, (don’t ask me how all 7 of us fit in the car, it was a tight squeeze)’WE’ being my mother, myself, my sister, my son’s dad, my daughter, my son, my step granddaughter and my son’s step brother.
We caught a plane from Brisbane to Sydney and then caught another plane from Sydney to Los Angela’s. Mummy was scared the entire time like monsters were going to eat her.
We went and seen the big Hollywood sign From the ground because mummy was too scared to go to the top. We then jumped on a plane from L.A to California Monday night.
On Tuesday we spent the day at Disneyland and 6 flags. Mummy wouldn’t get on any of the rides because she had no spare clothes if she threw up on her self ? We then jumped on a plane Tuesday night and went to Arizona.
On Wednesday we went to the Grand Canyon park where mummy threw her hole up and shit her pants ?
On Wednesday night we caught a plane from Arizona to Washington DC.
We have spent today at the White House.
Mummy seen one of the guards wearing a gun so she ran out of the building like she just seen a big spider.
We’re going home tonight. We have to fly from Washington to L.A and then go to Sydney, to Brisbane and back home to Bundaberg.
It only cost $64,969 for all of us to go. But that doesn’t include the cost of everything we did while we were in America.
And did you know that Oklahoma is only famous for Hanson ? mmmm bop ok!

Well…this was my 11 year old son’s math assessment. He had to google everything.
We didn’t really go, but I’d like to know why I was the only pussy on that trip?
My mum would have tried jumping off the plane mid air before getting over the Atlantic Ocean. My son’s dad would have shit him self in the lax airport with the large crowd. My daughter would have been screaming like she was being murdered from the moment we left to the day we got home. My son’s step bro would have been trying to hide in his suitcase and made us roll him everywhere in the suitcase to avoid eye contact with anyone and Seth – don’t even get me started on him! He wanted to go to the super bowl but we couldn’t go there because he is scared of loud noises. ??

Hope his teacher gives him an F for fuck you!LOL, Which is my current mood after reading his assessment.

I follow quite a lot of celebs on social media’s. I like to keep up to date with the shows I watch and any new movies coming out too. I know it’s kind of cheating but I have never minded a spoiler or 2.
One of my most recent celebs to follow is Will Smith. I’ve always liked him as an actor, but not enough to follow all his work. How ever, a news article released that Will Smith would be going sky diving for his 50th birthday.
I couldn’t help but want to check that out. I started following him on Instagram and noticed that he not only did the sky diving for his 50th, but he also went on to do a bucket list of fears. From sky diving, swimming with sharks, driving sand buggies in the desert, doing stand up comedy live and grand prix racing with his boys. I’m not certain if the sand buggies and grand prix racing were fears of his. Maybe they were just bucket list desires?
Either way – It’s been inspiring to watch Will Smith and his family go on this bucket list journey.

So inspiring that it got me wondering what my own bucket list challenge would look like.
In terms of a fear bucket list. My top 5 would look like this:

*Stick my hand in a tank full of hunstman spiders
*Let a snake slither on me
*Take a ride on a plane
*Stand in the center of a mosh pit or square times on new years eve (face a large crowd)
*Go to the top of the Eiffel Tower or The Grand Canyon.

I have no intentions of fulfilling my fear bucket list even if there is only 5 things on it. Let me tell you why…
Back in 1992. I was 12 years old and went on a school camp to a place called Cooee Bay. I can’t remember much of the trip at all but I won’t ever forget going on a hike with the whole class, our teachers and the camp leaders.
I’ll never forget because it was the first time I had ever come come into contact with my fear of heights.
We hiked up a mountain and the further up we got, I felt dizzy with vertigo, my hands were shaking and sweaty, my knees felt wobbly and my heart was racing as each level appeared to be a plunge of death.
We almost made it to the top of the mountain when I slipped and tumbled down the entire mountain and landed in a pile of cactus plants!!! You think that was the most humiliating part? NOPE! That part was coming to the acceptance that the mountain was the same height as a 2 story house LoL! I shit you not!
That mountain seemed huge in my 12 year old eyes and getting laughed at all the bus ride back to camp while pulling prickles from every where wasn’t my idea of fun either. I avoided height like the Ebola after that incident.

In 2000 when I was 20 years old (Let’s establish here that I was an ADULT) A guy that I was dating at the time, wanted to help me conquer my fear of heights. He worked as a scafolder, loved rock climbing and was a professional moto x racer (not a stunt rider) He pretty much loved the dangerous side of life and couldn’t understand my fear of heights.
So he took me on a weekend away to a town called Townsville. While we were there, he wanted to show me a mountain called Castle Hill. It didn’t sound that bad. You can’t drive up mountains right? -_- Well at least, that’s what I thought.
Turns out it can be driven up. There’s a big look out, a car park, a toilet block and all up the top of that mountain.
So he challenged me and up we went… I held a pillow over my face the entire drive up the mountain so I couldn’t see over the edges at the height. I don’t even want to imagine was people who drove past were thinking of my kidnapper LoL!
Before I tell you how this ended… let me first state that Castle Hill rises to a height of some 286 metres (938 ft) above sea level!!!!
So we get to the top and the vertigo kicks in, the sweaty palms, the shaking knees and hands kinda of resembling a mini seizure as I tried holding on to everything in my wake for stability.
As we walked over to the ledge of the mountain and I tried my breathing skills, that was it for me. I was done. I stood there puking my guts up repeatedly and to rub wounds in ever further… something wet was running down my legs 🙁 I was wearing a long skirt thankfully and there was a toilet up there that I could throw my underwear away and clean up but that didn’t stop me from being aware of what i’d done or the fact I left there with with no underwear on. UGH! The shame.

So nooooooo i’m not going to try and tackle getting on a plane, looking over the grand canyons or going up the Eiffel Tower. I have never had a desire to become famous… especially not with the Guinness book of records for how much one human being can be sick from both ends!!!

I’d rather focus on a bucket list I could do such as:

*Go to the Gold Coast Theme Parks.
*Take my kids on a camping trip
*Have a movie night in the back yard with bean bags and a blow up cinema screen
*Go to the Bellingham maze
*Sit on the beach at night on a rug eating Chinese food

Now you’re probably wondering why I haven’t done any of the above when it’s simple stuff. Well… I’ve never had a licence so I can’t take my self to the theme parks and I won’t take public transport because… EW EW EW!
If I have a destination to go to, I want to go there without returning with every disease under the sun along with 4 different unknown stds. Human’s are grubs.
I bought my daughter a tent when she was 9 and it took me 2 days to put the bloody thing up!I’m also terrified of spiders and snakes so me taking my kids camping without someone who knew about camping would be a recipe for disaster. I’ve never met any one into camping. I did it alot as a teenager with mates and we all helped each other out but I wouldn’t do it alone with out having my own adult supervision lol
Those big blow up cinema tv’s are over $1000 and with a mortgage to pay on top f everything else – I’ll be waiting a while. It’s actually one I may fulfill some day.
I haven’t gone to bellingham maze for the same reasons I haven’t gone to a theme park and I haven’t sat on the beach to eat Chinese because It’s more of a romantic fantasy bucket list than a solo one lol

How would your bucket list look if you had one with fears and dreams?

This is a poem I wrote in regards to a family member leaving their child with me. The purpose of the poem is my feelings on how the now toddler is going to grow up feeling confused as to why she doesn’t have a mother.
And as confusing as the poem might seem as I refer to myself as ‘Nanny’ I am not biologically related to the child but she mixes in via family and has been raised to call me nanny..

Watching the birdies, she screams with delight, thrashing her arms and legs around.
She talks to them, wants to cuddle them and mimicks their tweeting sound.
“Nanna” she yells with a cheeky grin,knowing I hate that word.
“It’s nanny, you’re silly” I say to her. “Im going to get you, you little turd”
She power crawls away, so fast as she giggles while trying to escape from me.
I catch up to her and tickle her while smiling because the best things in life are free.
When she laughs too hard she gets the hiccups, so I make her laugh some more.
She climbs off my lap to get away from it all, power crawls out the back door.
She takes a deep breathe trying not to laugh anymore, jumps on her bike to play.
She rides around going back and forth while pressing the music buttons all day.
My phone is ringing, the I.d says ‘mum’ we always answer the call.
She tries hard to make an effort but just wants to play with the ball.
She’s too young to understand right now that mummy gave up at birth.
Left her with nanny and walked right out, to go find what love was worth.
No family in sight, no friends around, just guy after guy to blow.
She’s all alone with a hunger for love while running short of places to go.
Lie after lie, playing the victim too all, she sure does have a reputation.
Avoids her daughter using every excuse but doesn’t understand everyone’s frustration.
I don’t know what the future holds or if she will ever change?
A little girl growing up to be raised with out a mum, she will think it’s very strange.
A hole in her heart, unanswered questions and nothing to fill the void.
Lonely nights feeling unloved and unwanted, feeling at fault and paranoid.
Please get some help before it’s too late.
Your daughter needs you as a mum and a best mate.

I started blogging because I love writing. I have heaps of things i’d love to blog about. I’d love to write about my experiences with Domestic violence as a survivor, a narcissistic sociopath family friend, my father going down hill with dementia and eventually passing away, the narcissistic leaving her 5 week old baby on my door step and never returning and everything I’ve had to go through since that day.
I’d love to talk politics, the changes of the world, equality, travel, sports etc etc…

But I can’t! I can’t write about domestic violence because some one will get offended that It’s about a male and female. I would get attacked because my story involves a male abusing a female. This would offend someone that I would be stereotyping. It actually happens in all different sexes, races, ethnics, religions and genders. No fucking shit sherlock. But can I write about domestic violence about other sexes, races, ethnics, religions or genders? No I can’t because I haven’t experienced that. I would have to blog fiction crap in order to blog such things.

I can’t blog about my experience with a narcissistic because the person it’s in regards to follows my blog and if they caught on that it was about them – they would unleash hell on me because they would be offended.
I cant write about that person leaving their baby with me and never coming back either. For the same reason above plus it would involve me talking about child protection services and other government agencies. I’m on sides with CPS and agree with everything little bit of involvement they’ve had which would cause a lot of people to get offended when 99% of people believe CPS are nothing but dogs and kidnappers. I could also go to jail for breaching the child’s privacy by talking about it. It’s all a crock of shit.

I can’t blog about my father getting sick and passing away because it would involve putting down a particular nursing home and their staff. It would only lead me to get attacked because people would get offended thinking that i’m dissing on ALL nursing homes and workers when I’m not. It would offend people because my father was a sexist pig that made dirty jokes, slapped nurses on the ass and flirted. He was almost slapped with a sexual harassment suit over the whole thing. I just don’t even want to imagine what all the haters would get offended over.

I’m too scared to touch any subject really, because people get so easily offended to the point of insanity. And it’s not just about the attacks that I would get on my self and my style of writing (as I love to use sarcasm)
It’s mostly about the hate you all bring to each other in comments.
What the fuck has he world come to? There is no more freedom of speech, no one is allowed to have opinions or feelings of their own on anything any more without getting hated on.

No wonder there is so much suicide in this stone age… our rights to express our selves and be our selves got stripped from us with the world wife of internet and social media. Every one loves to sit behind a computer or phone screen acting like their lives are all perfect but yet quick to forget that even if they are perfect – it took a while to get there and at some point in their lives, they had a demon to battle before they could climb to the top of the mountain. There is always some one better off than us and always someone worse off than use no matter what mountain or rabbit hole we are sitting in.

I can’t sit here and list every single change that’s been made to the world in order protect the people who get offended, but the ones I can think of off the top of my head are:

Bah bah black sheep. It had to be changed in every school to be a Rainbow sheep. Now I don’t know about you, but i’ve never seen rainbow sheep before? Not since I was in preschool and had to colour one in and went all out giving it a multicoloured fur coat. And while I understand that ‘black sheep’ refers to the odd one out which applied to the indigenous community, as they were outcasted for their colour and turned into slaves.
Why would they be offended over the song? Racism is still existent in this generation and the song sets a dam good notion on racism. It’s not a song of offence – It’s true! Racism is still very much a thing so why turn a song of example into a stupid song for children to mock? Who ever thought of a rainbow sheep must have been on some dam good shit the day they come up with it.

fags to fads: I don’t even know who thought to resemble homosexuals with this word? A fag is actually a cigarette and always had been. The candy had absolutely no resemblance what so ever to anything that was in relation to homosexuality. It resembled exactly what it was suppose to – A FAG! With it’s long white body and red head, it looked just like a cigarette which was the intent and purpose of this candy so kids could act cool back in the 80’s and 90’s pretending to smoke. Now, while I think the representation for condoning smoking is probably a little naughty lol – no one ever got offended. It was accepted for exactly what it is – A CANDY! You could even buy milk bottles, teeth and bananas and yet i’m shocked the elderly community hasn’t taken offence to the teeth and no one has complained that the bananas resemble a penis *face palm*

Big bird to Steve: WTAF people.. Serious? This dude got his name because he is in fact, A BIG BIRD! He’s not a she and he’s not fat. He’s a big bird but yet all the larger women in the world have taken offence because they get called big bird. A bird in Australia is referred to as a woman. So is chick and sheila. Are all the larger women in the world going to take offence that a female is a chic? Chic means elegant, stylish and petite. A larger woman is obviously not chic so I guess they should get offended right? Let’s just change everything.

Public toilets to suit every gender and sexuality: Not that this problem effects me as I don’t use public toilet what so ever. I go before I leave home and If I need to go while i’m out, I go home. I don’t like the thought of germs and std’s. So this problem doesn’t effect me directly but as a whole, I don’t understand why every thing has to be so equal to the point that every one has to share one facility?
Come on people… Males piss every where. They pee on the toilet seats, on the walls, on the floors and any where within that direction because they have no direction. I don’t care if you’re transgender from a female to a male and had the op to get a urinating penis = this applies to you as well!
Not just that – An open gender toilet invites more pedophilia, kidnappers rapes and murders to happen because those types of sickos now have access to everyone and everything of all different genders and sexes. It’s opened an entire new can of worms that didn’t need to be. I understand that the disabled get a toilet to them selves and others probably didn’t find it “fair” or “equal” but for the love of god… disabled people are not in a position to be sicko’s (depending on the disability of course)

My whole point to this is that the world is changing into a world full of hate, criticism, offense, slander, etc… How can any one in this stone age be positive or feel free to be them selves when they know for a fact that any thing they say or do will get attacked or others will get offended or attacked if they don’t agree on something? What ever happened to letting people have their own opinions and feelings? What ever happened to understanding that everyone is different with different morals, beliefs and opinions? What ever happened to the respect level where you’re suppose to say nothing at all if you have nothing nice to say?

No one can post a photo without something bad being pointed out, no one can post a video anymore without someone finding a bad thing about it. No one can say anything anymore without some attacking them. Its pathetic!
Bring back each to their own and let it be before a world of bullies came to be keyboard warriors.

Found a post on Facebook this morning.. It was all about growing up in my generation. From having home phones with the long winding cords to cassette tapes.
My 11 year old son found it all very intriguing and wanted to know all about my generation and what each 90’s post was about.
It was really nice that my son took such an interest in my childhood and I found it to be some what a bonding moment…
That was until we got to the post about the good old day’s of “warm fuzzies” before I could even explain that a warm fuzzie was a folded up letter filled with positive things about someone we wanted to compliment, my son decided to ruin the whole moment.
He is male after all..
“Mum, a warm fuzzie sounds like something I do when I go to the toilet first thing in the morning” -_- -_- -_- -_-
He burst out into laughter of course while I sat there face palming my forehead. He didn’t even want me to explain what a real warn fuzzie was. He just walked off laughing his dear off repeating “Warm fuzzie” Ruuuuuuude!

So 2019 has started off with many exciting happenings right? The news is going for gold this month…

A 37 year old California man went on a 3 hour licking spree. Yup, he legit licked a door bell for 3 hours!
I don’t know if this guy was drunk, high or just simply fucked up but I can only imagine he’s had plenty of girls lining up at his door bell for his services to be used on them.
The only thing i’m confused on is why he didn’t watch the movie “Get to the greek?” If he’d of watched it first, he would have known that you’re suppose to stroke the fury wall, not lick the bloody door bell *face palm*

Also, In recent news – Chris Brown got arrested on rape accusations in France. He is already banned from several countries for using domestic violence on his ex partner (Openly admitting to) is this dude looking to get banned from every country? I don’t know if the rumour is true or not (I don’t suppose any of us ever will) But I do suspect this moron likes to make enemies every where he goes. Domestic violence, rape.. what’s next? Murder! Maybe he shot the sheriff but he did not shoot the deputy and all he can think about is Warren!

Over here in Australia – Perth to be exact.. A 12 year gave birth to a new born baby. 12 YEAR OLD!!! We really shouldn’t be surprised anymore given that this generation are all humping away like the 1960’s, drugging up and brings std’s back like a fashion statement. But I can’t help being shocked. That poor 12 year old would have been traumatized for life if she gave birth naturally. I couldn’t even stomp my toe at 12 years old without running up under my mummy’s dress in tears for a hug and a bandaid! I was 5 years older than that girl the first time I ever had sex and it hurt like a bitch to the point that I was 18 before I even did it again. The poor little child has just suffered enough pain in the course of a 9 months that I’ve-endured in my 30 plus years of LIFE!

In Bundaberg news, 2 of the local beaches got shut down and evacuated due to a shark sighting… A shark sighting? In the ocean? Fancy that right? I had no clue that sharks lived in the ocean. Did you? HAHA!!
Yes the water needed to be evacuated for safety precautions but I don’t think they needed to clean the entire beaches out -_- I’m pretty sure sharks don’t come on land but hey that’s just my thoughts. I’m just shocked that 2 beaches were completely evacuated and shut down over seeing a fish in it’s own territory. Everyone knows the risk of going into the ocean. Not just sharks – there is all sorts of creatures in the ocean both beautiful and dangerous. Any one with a brain knows not to ever go out too far because the further away from shore = greater risk of entering sea territory.
I just think it’s a bit drastic with the panic. Yes, get everyone out of the water, no doubts about that. But no need to quarantine the beach over it.
It be weird if a bunch of sharks came to our houses and panicked because they sighted a human being in the house and then proceeded to quarantine that house knowing full well that human’s live there *face palm*
You don’t go climbing into a cage with a lion do you? You sure as shit don’t go walking with crowds or tigers in their homes do you? So why the hell do idiots think it’s safe to go into the ocean with a shark? Stay away from them. Stay in the shallow end, don’t stray from the shallow, if you spot shark in the shallow – just get out of the water until it goes back out into the deep, don’t swim at dusk or dawn cause that’s when they mostly feed and most importantly – If you want to swim with a shark, there are actual businesses that provide cages for you to do so … SAFETY! Common sense people, common sense!

There is heaps more news but I think the worst one to date is that school resumes back on the 20th of January 🙁
All parents of Australia having to get up at the dreadful hour of 6am every weekday, do the mad school hour rush with getting ready, breakfast and making sure we don’t forget to take our slippers off before getting in the car.
Then we have a whole 5 and a half hours to clean our houses, get shopping done, run errands and try to sneak in a little nap because 6 am just doesn’t sit well with us. Then we gotta do the insane school traffic rush between 2:30pm and 3:30pm – Try not to yell at any other parents or their asshole kids for anything and get home in one piece only to start cursing at our kids to clean their rooms, do their home work and then continue to yell at them every 5 mins to shut the fuck up so we can hear our tv at night because night time is apparently the best time to start sibling rivalry when parents just want to unwind from their hectic days! Did you know it’s a real thing for siblings to fight over a phone charger when they have their own?*face palm* I’m glad this only happens once a blue moon for me. My kids are pretty darn good but when they were younger it was super hectic. I just love the holiday sleep ins because we all sleep in till 8 or 9am and it feels soooooo good!